iPhone

Somewhere, Bill Gates is wishing he worked on that Zune for a *little* bit longer.

http://www.apple.com/iphone/

Scapegoat

Since our efforts to unearth Osama Bin Laden have been useless, we snuffed this guy. Why?... you know... 'cause, damn it, it's the 'Merican way...






Makes me proud to be an American. We killed that bastard who attacked us on 9... hey... wait a minute...

Happy New Year, America.

"Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control."
Bill Hicks